She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Randomize
