Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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