She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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