I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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