He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Pants are for mortals
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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