Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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