he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Do vagina's smell?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
