I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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