Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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