She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
