i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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