If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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