I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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