I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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