problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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