god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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