Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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