oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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