I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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