i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
We got so high we made milksteak
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
3pm strippers are depressing
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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