remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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