I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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