I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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