We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It's just like the Real World with babies
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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