i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize
