I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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