she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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