Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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