I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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