Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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