I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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