There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You work out of a Hotel?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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