Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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