their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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