Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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