you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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