That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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