Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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