Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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