Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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