There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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