Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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