If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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