what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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