Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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