For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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