Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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