Non-Jews are for practice
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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