There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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