He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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